Anonymous said: Do you live in birch run?
I do not, why?
my mom just said “watch this” then ran a red light and said “i just don’t care”
Do twins have the same sized dick?
now we’re asking the real questions
As a twin, I can say my dick is definitely bigger than my sister’s.
I have until 5 pm today to get as many likes as I can!
a set of victorian houses
ya they look cool but u kno they haunted as shit
Via as if
when I was ten I met my dads friends daughter and we were playing up in her room and she said she could talk to dogs and I said that I could too and she was like “really?” and I was like “yeah! see that one over there? he says your a huge liar”
A personal proposal to pants purveyors.*
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*Of course, we know it’s possible to find women’s jeans with real pockets, but it shouldn’t be as ridiculously hard as it is, should it?
Via We pass the time of day to forget how time passes.
You know what’s a big turn on? When you’re making out with someone and they just randomly get on top of you. Yeah that is fucking great.