The Taints of Liberty.

Anonymous said: Do you live in birch run?

I do not, why?


spoopykatee:

my mom just said “watch this” then ran a red light and said “i just don’t care”

(Source: alieniverson)

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mxdidxwns:

tommyoliverblogs:

hirosashii:

micthemicrophone:

Damn.

WOW

FUCK

holy shit

(Source: libertysaves)




Everyone, please CLICK this picture THEN LIKE IT! I'm trying to win a contest and I have until Thursday the 24th at 5pm to get as many likes as I can!

HEEELLLPPP! The deadline is in a few hours. Tumblr, please unite and help me!

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dejacoendou:

hey-doesnt-he-rap:

chicken-nuggets-galore:

Do twins have the same sized dick?

now we’re asking the real questions

As a twin, I can say my dick is definitely bigger than my sister’s.

(Source: chicken-nuggets-galore)

Via life is something to laugh about

PLEASE LIKE THIS PHOTO FOR ME!

I have until 5 pm today to get as many likes as I can!

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hxcnarry:

timeaslight:

a set of victorian houses

ya they look cool but u kno they haunted as shit

(Source: bardot-barbiturate)


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pemsylvania:

when I was ten I met my dads friends daughter and we were playing up in her room and she said she could talk to dogs and I said that I could too and she was like “really?” and I was like “yeah! see that one over there? he says your a huge liar”

(Source: pemsylvania)

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findchaos:

ChaosLife: Pocket Proposal

A personal proposal to pants purveyors.*

And thanks to our Patreon patrons, this isn’t even the last ChaosLife of the week! Thanks everyone and stay tuned!

*Of course, we know it’s possible to find women’s jeans with real pockets, but it shouldn’t be as ridiculously hard as it is, should it?

Via We pass the time of day to forget how time passes.

p0pfuckingpunk:

You know what’s a big turn on? When you’re making out with someone and they just randomly get on top of you. Yeah that is fucking great.

Via We pass the time of day to forget how time passes.

cincodegayo:

the-nestene-consciousness:

strawberry-taffy:

having an old tiny worrisome asian lady as my mother is a small burden

"i love u my dumpling"

me as a mom


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